G. W. T. / LetLifeLoose

1| Log on to do the nifty Username Thing in an attempt to become GWT the Blob.

2| Realize Facebook haet 3-character names.

3| Rage. Instead, go against the entire idea of “making it easy to find you” by making a horribly complex, cosmic-horror-esque name.

4| GuzulamagelWirithtlagTiamabtyh.